Dear Oops the Frog, I bet being an owl was super fun. Sometimes we hear an owl couple talking to each other at night. I make up little conversations between them. Sometimes I have them bicker because I wonder what owls would bicker about. I usually make it about who’s turn it is to figure out what to eat that night. Your dog-brother frequently gives me the side eye. Meh. I saw that you needed energy so I let you sleep. I hope this post doesn’t wake you. Thanks for being. Love, shy