Ever seen "The Producers"? The Democrat party makes SO MUCH MONEY *losing* elections. BILLIONS of dollars in political donations, laundered into their pockets through all of those EXTREMELY lucrative "campaign strategy consulting" and "advertising/voter outreach" contracts. And then, when they're tired of their long, fabulously profitable career of losing elections on purpose, they all have cushy lobbying jobs waiting for them at the corporations who bribed them to manufacture consent, and act as 'straw men' on positions that were supposed to advocate for the public (you know: being incompetent on purpose, 'throwing the game for a cut of the bet' proverbially speaking) HONESTLY, FORCING THEM TO WIN AN ELECTION AND THEN HARASSING THEM INTO DOING THEIR *FUCKING* JOBS IS THE MEANEST, CRUELEST, MOST PAINFUL THING YOU CAN EVER DO TO A DEMOCRAT.