I worked at a Chuck E Cheese as a pizza cook. My coworker was in the mouse costume, and was heading into the kitchen as I filled a drink at the doorway for myself. Some small child ran up to him, and grabbed his leg for a big hug... "Chuck E Cheese" turned to him, grabbed the kid in a side hug, pressed the kids head up to his butt and farted so loud... on the side of the kid's face... the kid was so excited to get a hug that he didn't notice or hear it... a muffled laughing coming from the head as my coworker walked by me into the kitchen, he pulled his head off sweating, laughing so hard, but coughing because the fart went up into the head. I was both disgusted and laughing so hard I was crying, the moment he caught his breath he asked, "Did you hear it?" I couldn't answer outside of a nod as I was laughing too hard to speak. If you're the kid who ran up and hugged Chuck E Cheese' leg as he tried to escape that day, all grown up, reading this... He farted on your head.
— A Voice From The Shadows
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