A man walks up to the gates of heaven. He steps forward through the golden gates, he feels the soft clouds beneath his feet, he feels the warmth of the sun rays against his skin and feels his soul start to ascend into true harmony. Then he feels a hand on his shoulder turning him around abruptly. A man says to him in a stern voice, “Hell no motherfucker, you killed 8 frogs on Frogsden through neglect this ain’t no place for you”. Let this be a lesson to you all.